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Jacqui Jacoby on Electronics & Magic Man #Giveaway



This week we have author Jacqui Jacoby talking about electronics! 



Award-winning author, Jacqui Jacoby lives and writes in the beauty of Northern Arizona. Currently adjusting to being an empty nester with her first grandchild to draw her pictures, Jacqui is a self-defense hobbyist. Having studied martial arts for numerous years she retired in 2006 from the sport, yet still brings strength she learned from the discipline to her heroines. She is a working writer, whose career includes writing books, teaching online and live workshops and penning short nonfiction.


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The Thing About Electronics



Eleven computers, one tablet, three headsets and four phones.
That’s my tally since February 2014.  I crashed them, I burned them, I destroyed them.  I had one that I swear hated my guts.  I think that one was issuing a personal vendetta to cause my suffering.

The first computer to go, I gotta say, that laptop checked out with class.  He told me ahead of time with a message that read something like “I’m sorry, honey.  But I will be crashing every system very shortly. I suggest you commence an emergency back-up of all your files.”
My computer knowing son gave me three days to finish the project I was on deadline for. 

The laptop lasted two. I still haven’t gotten to the deadline as technology has it out for me.  However, I did get everything off that sweetie in time then kept the little guy set up on my table so I could walk by every now and then and hit ‘enter’ to see another “I am dead.  Mourn for me,” appear on the screen.

The second computer to go?  The brand new piece of art my husband surprised me with.  Five weeks in, just after the possibility of returning it, I got the blue screen of death.  The thing had been sold to us with a fried hard drive.  The company is still determining how to fix the situation.

Now the tablet … this was personal.  He hated me.  Totally.  When I finally gave up after four weeks of trying to learn it, I pulled all my data off, saving in three places.  When I went to the borrowed lap top (the one I didn’t kill) I found that the tablet had erased all the saved files from my flash drives, except for one.  That file had been rearranged and mangled beyond recognition.  Every sentence from page one on was a new version, not translated from any form of any human language. 

I don’t know what was a better or worse ending of that story.  The file was mangled?  Or the fact when I went back to work on fixing the entire thing—all 562 pages—was gone. Just gone.  I was staring at the blank file thinking the mangling might not have been too bad.
It was about this time my language started to became … shall we say … colorful?

I got a new phone last winter. It was broken by the time I got home.  I had to send it back and they sent me a new one, which I sent back.  Then they sent me one that like … you know … worked.  Until I got my upgrade four months later.  I kept this one, even though it doesn’t work right, figuring I can teach myself to learn its ‘special’ behavior. I cannot face having to reboot another device and transferring over the data. I changed Suri’s  name to Scottie, gave him a sex change and altered his voice to male.  We get along better now.

The headsets?  I’m so not going there.  The one I ended up with is demonic and does things no headset should do. Like call health professionals without telling me, confusing the doctor’s receptionist … who see my name come up on caller ID.

I am more weeks late on a project due to my agent then I care to admit.  The last time I looked at the calendar it was dangerously behind. She’s cool, though I think a little amused at the photos I keep sending of dead screens to prove I am trying even as another device fails.

There tends to be a universe puzzlement of “what are you doing to them to make them self-destruct …?”

My son says it’s because I am an EMP ( Electric Magnetic Pulse). EMPs are used as weapons to take out the enemy’s defenses.  I’m just a smaller version with devices that come in the box.  Because of this, he says that for Christmas, he’s getting me a fifteenth century monk, complete with ink well and quill who I can dictate my projects to. Son figures I can’t possibly crash that.

Yeah.  Sure.  I’m sure the new guy will be perfectly safe.

I’ll take the monk, weird hair cut and all, as long as I can plug fourteen flash drives into him to save every bit of data there is.  Because as hard as I tried, I lost a ton.  Scenes, chapters, new directions of plot gone from my flash drives but still in my brain. The thought of retyping them all is daunting but a task I know I will undertake.

I read a quote years ago. So long in fact I can’t even credit the source. But something like this: there are two types of people in this world. Those who have lost all their data and those who are getting ready to lose their data ....

My advice?  Back-up to as many sources as you can.  Keep an easy to track naming system of the files so you can get into them quick and check.  I’ve been using two flash drives, one external hard drive and the hard drive on the computer and I lost the entire ending of Book Four, the middle of Book Three as well as multiple copies of the Book One I am supposed to have sent a month ago.

I have a new laptop now.  No, there are no programs on it but one: The Word.  There will be no Google searches or YouTube viewing until I get this file sent.  I am not going to give this contraption an ounce of room in attempting a suicide. 

I will open that file my agents wants, head back over to page one and begin reading it again to make sure no damage was done to this version.

It’s a good story.  I love this story. I so don’t want to read it again for the seventh time in five weeks. Though to be honest, not once have I gotten to The End as all the machines died so soon.  So maybe this time, this time I will push on through and prove to the world I can tackle any electronics and win. 

 Jacqui Jacoby's newest release is MAGIC MAN



Detective Peter Mackenzie knew crime and knew his job. With The Cemetery Man schedule to leave the next body on the next grave Peter doesn’t have time for the puzzling Alexandra Madison. Her wild stories of a stolen life and family and friends who don’t remember her. Her last resort, she tells him is him and the relationship they shared. Peter doesn’t need this nonsense and his eccentric father walking in only irritates him more. Until his father utters the name everyone forgot, giving hope to Alexandra for the first time. 

Time is their enemy as the weekend grows closer and on Sunday, Peter knows another body will be waiting. 

What he doesn’t know, what he couldn’t know, even with Alexandra delving deeper into his father’s past, the victims are not random. They are chosen with reason and the monster who takes them is not done. She is coming for one of them.

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32 comments:

  1. Hi Jacqui and RRR - oh gosh .. well I'm glad I don't have your magnetic force - mind you I might have been off the web for ever if I was. Thank goodness for your son clarifying your electrical situation: EMPs. The Magic Man sounds an interesting story line - with Celtic sorties ... looking at the cover. Good luck - cheers Hilary

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    1. My son now answers the phone "Now what have you done?"

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  2. I learned the hard way to back things up in multiple places.

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    1. I lost the scene where Quinn (Dead Men) saves a child's life. Will never get it back.

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  3. Yes! We need to save and save our work to multiple places and email it back to ourselves.

    Magic Man sounds thrilling. Congratulations on the release!

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    1. Thank you. It was my 2009 GH Heart final so it is exciting to see it in print.

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  4. Great post and thanks for posting. A timely reminder.

    Congratulations on the release of Magic Man!

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    1. Always good to see you. Thank you and I hope you enjoy the read.

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  5. Yeah. Some people do naturally carry more electrical charge than others. I think there are antistatic thingies you can get to help though. Congrats on your book!

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    1. It's my adorable personality, though my favorite computer guys know me by my first name, can spell it without asking and laugh every time I walk in. "No charge for you. We know you'll be back."

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  6. Oh my goodness! That's really depressing about losing work like that. I had a ransomware scare last year. It nuked only my writing files--of course! Thankfully I had some backups, had recently published the novel I was working on, and hadn't started too much else. Now I backup things religiously and in different places. I'll keep my fingers crossed that the technology will survive for you to finish the manuscript and get it to your agent.

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    1. Prints out help, too. I have this very rough draft of a Dead Man Short called "Aces and Eights" (real cute) that I lost the data, but had the printout. Just more typing.

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  7. Jacqui, please forgive me for chuckling at your woes with electronic devices. But believe me, I'm laughing WITH you, not AT you. And in spite of the enormous pain in the derriere all of the crashed systems has been for you, it's great that you can see a smidgen of humor in it, too. (I'm sure your son helps in that regard, as well.)

    "Magic Man" sounds terrific. I wish you much success with it. (And better success with those blasted electronics, too.)

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    1. Humor will keep you alive. Trust me. LOL ... always keep it, and sarcasm handy. Fate gets really pissed when you toss it back at them.

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  8. Magic Man sounds like a wonderful read. Thanks for the review! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. I lived in London. Notting Hill. Loved it. Hope you enjoy the book.

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  9. Wow. This sounds really good.
    I can so relate with the tech issues.

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    1. Save, save, save ... and then ... save some more. I lost that Quinn (Dead Men) scene saving the life of a four year old. It was beautiful. And ... the guy that almost killed the kid pissed Quinn off and everyone knows, not a good idea. LOL

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  10. Oh wow, this sounds like a true horror story! I've lost all of my data before--it's a horrible kick to the gut.

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  11. My son is still getting mileage out of it!! LOL

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  12. One word: MacBook. I watched my sister and brother-in-law make a MacBook last for seven or eight years when I'd gone through two or three in that time. I bought a Windows 8 Sony Vaio in 2013 and there was some problem with Windows 8 and the hardware on that thing...every month, it would crash. I lasted a year and finally bought a MacBook. Not a single blue screen in the past year. I don't know if Macs even have blue screens. I read recently that the reason Macs last longer is they don't require as much constantly-updated software for every single component in it like Windows machines do. So after a couple of years, your Windows device will be loaded down with software for all of the different parts in it and it'll start slowing down and crashing.

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    1. I had a Mac once. We disagreed and I gave it away and did not sell it. I just wanted it gone. But that's just me.

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  13. Technology can be so frustrating sometimes!

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    1. Evil. I think that is the word you meant

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  14. Gosh. You have terrible luck with tech. I hope you get that file sent out okay!

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    1. Would you like to meet my son? My computer repair guys know me by name: "Hey Jacqui, what did you do now?"

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  15. I always back up my files regularly. My biggest issue is with printers. When there's a situation with one, it's a huge time suck of an hour or two and time on the phone or store to fix or replace.

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    1. I agree. I lost the most data on the tablet, but son got the most important off.

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  16. Oh my goodness! So sorry to hear about all the bad technology luck. I lost everything this summer that was on my laptop. It was depressing. I had backed things up about 4 months before, so I didn't lose everything- but lots of important things were gone forever. I needed this reminder to back things up again! Wishing Jacqui he best of luck. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. I have an offsite backup now. Recommend it.

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  17. Earlier this year my heard drive died... I was devastated, but managed to retrieve all my files. Now I have backups everywhere. Really hope it goes well for you in the electronics dept going forward:)

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